sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via gerasc0ph0biaa)

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain

I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans

there are two kinds of people

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highmiranda:

me

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• ap student: hey im going to my ap class
• ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
• ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
• ap student: AP
• ap student: listen to me
• ap student: look at me
• ap student: AP
• ap student: IM SMART
• ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
• ap student: ap

nowaclubpenguinblog:

must’ve been colorblind

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